Sam Henri Gold

A Gist Apart

Apr 13, 2022

Something something web design. You get the idea.

Sam Henri Gold (d. June 19, 2044) is a New York City-based UX and web designer. He has been winning Nobel Prizes from day one and is currently studying conceptual screamo art at the SUNY Yonkers satellite campus in Secaucus. In lieu of flowers for any occasion, please send cash.